me and a girl started a rapping contest against each other! so let me just skip over to what we said.

she:your mama so fat when here pimper goes up poeple think she is baking up.

me:well your mama is so fat when she goes to the cinema she sits next to evryone!

she:well your mama is fat when she goes to a restaurant,she looks at the menu and says uuuuuhh ok!

me:well your mama is so fat,she has to wake-up in section!

she:well your mama is so fat, it takes her 3 busses 2 trains 1 Taxi to get to the other side.

me:well your mama is so ugly they had to  move halloween to her birthday!

she:well your mama  is so fat she entered the bath and said oh yeah!

me: well your mama is so fat she looked at the  paper and speld  boobala

she:i saw your mama on the street and then she died!

please tell which was best by commenting!